Scirocco Central

Sounds like your turbo spooling to me

Lovely car. Have you thought about a red tinted lacquer to give a red sheen in the sun

Sorry can't hear/see your recording. If you still in warranty ask to demo it to a tech at your dealer then leave them to it. If you demo it then they cannot just give it you back as they know the circumstances to replicate and test any repairs

Hth

Try you local dealer and ask for a price match

Don't get if you don't ask

If it's a manual then I am pretty sure the reverse gear doesn't have a synchro so can whine whilst in motion

If you have a multi meter you could see what voltage is at the battery when the car is running should be 14v plus

Isn't this just a setting in the mfd? If you just have the stalk press and hold the top half of the rocker switch. That should bring up a menu with Setting Audio Mfd Then chose settings I think it comes under convinence and there should be tick boxes for locking/unlocking with 1 button on the key. I...

As above its part of the air intake. Think it's about £15 for the top section. If the bonnet stay rattles maybe try some heat shrink on prop to take out any slop where it stays in the front panel

Something so mind numbingly boring you wouldn't believe it.

Topped up the washer bottle