1. in week three of ownership, while on a vacation in Port Elizabeth, a bus turnednext to me and anihilated my left mirror.

2. In week four on route back from P.E, my Girlfriend destroyed a Guinea Fowl at 180km/h

3. In October last year, waiting to turn into my property a drunken old man in a Shitty Golf (yes we still produced the Golf 1 here until last year) drove into the back of my baby.
