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I was in the RSPCA head office yesterday, you couldn't swing a cat in there
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2.0 TDi (170) - revo - STAGE 1
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A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'
'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
'Try it now,' said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?
The bee answered,
The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'
'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
'Try it now,' said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?
The bee answered,
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A man takes his poorly rabbit to the vets. The vet examines the rabbit and says 'it doesn't look good, I'm afraid he's not going to make it'. The man is horrified so he asks the vet for a second opinion. 'No problem' says the vet and leaves the room before returning a while later with a big blond labrador. The labrador goes over to the rabbit, has a look round and a sniff and then trudges back towards the vet looking forlorn and shaking its head. The man with the rabbit looks very puzzled and tells the vet he'd like another opinion. 'No problems' says the vet and leaves the room with the labrador. A while later the vet returns with a cat which wonders over to the rabbit, has a look round and a sniff and then it too walks forlornly towards the vet shaking its head. The vet says to the man 'it's no good I'm afraid, your rabbit isn't going to make it'. Still puzzled the man with the rabbit asks the vet for the bill. The vet says 'that'll be £2000 please'. 'What!' says the man, 'how can it be so expensive?'. The vet replies 'it's £200 for my examination and £1800 for the lab report and the cat scan'.
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