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did anyone else find a butter knife lodged in their body
Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:33 pm
by crotchsnipa
evening chaps i recieved my 1.4tsi 160 last night and on the way home i all of a sudden heard a 'boioioioioing' noise every few feet and i had thought i had broken the thing already. i lay on my stomach on a nice wet northern irish evening and found the 6" blade of a butter knife protruding from my undercarriage. i wonder if any of you guys have came accross other oddities like this or has mine alone been dined in during the building process
Re: did anyone else find a butter knife lodged in their body
Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:37 pm
by maisbitt
You've got to admire the Portugese's dedication. In order to reduce the build time deficit on the Scirocco, they've taken to working through their lunch breaks.
Re: did anyone else find a butter knife lodged in their body
Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:40 pm
by trix
thats not good!! go back to the dealer & get them to check it hasn't done any damage, stand with them while they examine it if you can.
S
best change your profile to 'i drive a' rather than 'i've ordered a' too now you have collected..>>>
Re: did anyone else find a butter knife lodged in their body
Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:35 pm
by Crossbone
I'd give anything to see a picture!
Re: did anyone else find a butter knife lodged in their body
Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:44 am
by ashley1407
How was that still there when you got it? Aren't they supposed to drive them and inspect them before we receive them?
Re: did anyone else find a butter knife lodged in their body
Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:09 am
by Andy-GTI
What on earth would make you think that it was there fromt he factory?
Re: did anyone else find a butter knife lodged in their body
Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:23 am
by pat15312
yeh might have been on the road and got kicked up into the undercarriage...
Re: did anyone else find a butter knife lodged in their body
Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:53 am
by ZephyR
pat15312 wrote:yeh might have been on the road and got kicked up into the undercarriage...
Its possible but seems unlikely that within a short distance a butter knife could have got itself wedged in the undercarriage. Think the dealer is the more likely source.
However compared to the stones, branches and other detritus that gets thrown against the under side of your car I don't thing a 6" butter knife is going to do much harm.
Pretty amusing though
Re: did anyone else find a butter knife lodged in their body
Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 6:41 pm
by Ibanez33
Strange I don't remember seeing that on the list of optional extras
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Very odd. I hope it hasn't wrecked anything.
Re: did anyone else find a butter knife lodged in their body
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:46 am
by maisbitt
Ibanez33 wrote:Strange I don't remember seeing that on the list of optional extras
It's not the first time VW have added utensils to their cars - When you specced the centre armrest on a MK5 Golf, the cupholder used to be a covered rectangular hollow that was divided into 2 cup holes by a VW branded bottle opener, very handy for the drink driver.
Add the bottle opener to the butter knife and maybe VW have the new "picnic" pack, or road rage drunk driver" pack.
Crotchsnipa: Have you spoken to the dealer yet? I wonder what they'll give you to "butter you up" after finding this fault.
I can't wait to hear the explanation they churn out.
Re: did anyone else find a butter knife lodged in their body
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 12:44 pm
by Nobby
Ouch, maisbitt, those jokes are almost "cheesy"
Re: did anyone else find a butter knife lodged in their body
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:22 pm
by Crossbone
I'm finding it very funny!
Re: did anyone else find a butter knife lodged in their body
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:35 pm
by Nobby
Guess it wasn't funny if I have to explain it, think dairy products
Re: did anyone else find a butter knife lodged in their body
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:09 pm
by ZephyR
Hey, come on ! You're milking it a bit now
Re: did anyone else find a butter knife lodged in their body
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:14 pm
by Gilez
What a cheesy joke....
Re: did anyone else find a butter knife lodged in their body
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:59 pm
by ricchester
Maybe the dealer didn't have enough 'bottle' to own up........
Re: did anyone else find a butter knife lodged in their body
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:44 pm
by trix
please stop
Re: did anyone else find a butter knife lodged in their body
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:25 pm
by ZephyR
Really, I think crotchsnipa should be familiar with Country Life, living in Northern Ireland
Re: did anyone else find a butter knife lodged in their body
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:51 pm
by ZephyR
Following their successes with the Smoker's pack and the Winter pack it looks like VW are now introducing the Lurpak
Re: did anyone else find a butter knife lodged in their body
Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:59 pm
by trix
right enough now guys there is a jokes thread you can resurrect in off topic if you like but this has churned on enough
S